Y’know, I think you’re right and lmao she made me so nervous bc I was like “Oh my god this is next level shit sos”
LMAO I like how Jay is lowkey just an experiment, like yo lemme take notes on this dude, analyze my studies, and throw him in random situations to see how he reacts. And y’know, he’s gonna be totally fine, anything to get laid, right?
He will fight the flamingo veto however bc “it’s funny and wicked. Look at this scrub’s face. He’s a conversation starter.”
I WAS HOPING TO GOD SHE WOULD HAVE THE BALLS TO YELL AT HIM THROUGH THE BATHROOM. I want them to fight and have jay slither under the public school stalls to get away from her blind ass.
A getting to know thread is nice! Yes, study this boy, bc he’s inconsistent af and sometimes is surprisingly good and then brings up his mom’s voodoo shit three seconds later and how that ties in with his older brother’s affair when he was only 23. Like how does that happen??? Why did he marry at 18? He’s 18 now and doesn't even know how to hold someone’s hand without feeling funky.
And so on
AND I AM SO EXCITED FOR THE MANNEQUIN McDICKS DATE LIKE LMAO I DIED WHEN I READ THAT !
I think it would be smooth if we went from “hey lol we’re having a classic convo yay I like this other person happy happy time” to “Yeah I’m 18 and never had a serious relationship, like I can’t count those three catfishes, even though Ashley/Brad really was considerate of my emotional state” to “Pls stop asking me all these questions, I’m scared, do you want to learn how to ollie quick, I can teach you ” to “why does the broom have a wig? How much did you spend on that?” to “hello…. Sweepy, you’re bristles look great, reminds me of my Frank’s moustache. Frank’s my dad. He’s cool…. He likes…. Vines and other stuff. Remember gratata? He says that a lot…I like him…. Because he’s my dad.... How do you like your eggs?”
Like idek how they can start talking. Maybe Jay could jump Willow’s car, or they have a bs elective together, maybe Willow got a cut or took a digger and Jay’s like, “yo man I have a million bandaids in my backpack, yo boy is always scraping something. mitsuo williams
Lmao I like how he thinks Jay would date a freshman!!! Also like it’s funny because me and bear are going for a bro/ sis sort of relationship and Mitsuo is over here thinking the world is ending. Also jay’s reaction to another freshman coming on is would 100% be “I’m a rad dad”. But also feel weird that all he and benny do is skate and Mitsuo is just… there… kinda hanging around during the sesh and Jay can be like “yo he probs is just too shy to ask how to skate”. And like what freshman boy would ever say they’re too spooked to hop on a board when his skating crush is right there???? Right????
BUT ALSO PLS HUSTLE JAY BECAUSE IF HE’S ACTUALLY CUNNING I’M SURE THERE’S A 50/50 SHOT. Jay just ain’t no Summer Flowers though. No one is.