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Max could've sworn, the crumpled envelope in his hand fell from Mr. Brooks' things. He's confident the teacher passed by that area in the parking lot and this thing was accidentally dropped and left behind.

It is half an hour after summer class, and he's at the computer nook at the library. As he waits for his station to boot up, he fumbles with the envelope until he notices a tiny hard object hidden beneath the folds. It can't be deadly he knows so he lets his curiosity unwrap it.

A thumb drive.

A grin forms across his face. World History is one of his worst subjects. He could only wonder what treasures he could unearth from such tiny device—exam copies, answer keys or blackmail-worthy bits, not that he's into blackmailing.

I mean, why would he bother concealing it within a crumpled piece of an envelope? It should contain something important so it must be probed into!

After his computer boots up, Max immediately plugs in the memory stick. It autoruns and opens to its contents: a single folder aptly named New Folder.

"Pft."

The angel on his right shoulder tells him to press X and leave it. But he decides to follow the devil on the left. He clicks and opens the folder. Image files start loading from generic image file icons to thumbnails. He squints his eyes and asks, "Mitsuo Williams? Mr. Brooks is fond of Mitsuo Williams?" Selfies of the fellow student fill the screen. They're both half-Japanese so give them the benefit of the doubt, he thinks. However, among the files, another "New Folder" shows up. So he opens it again, leading to another "New Folder".

Someone is hiding something. When people said curiosity killed the cat, they really did mean curiosity is a killer. And boy did Max's curiosity almost kill him!

Max keeps on going through layers and layers of "New Folders" until the greatest most insane, eye-gouging, some wood-inducing, morality-crumbling, guilt-shaking gallery begins to load one racy photo after another.



What's on them? Not safe for words.

But unbeknownst to Max, the tiny device adheres to another tiny device that allows the owner to track it wherever it is. So the owner should locate it any minute from then with the available library wifi. Hope they come soon!

HERE'S YOUR CUE, MIMI WIWI! mitsuo williams
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Where was it?

Where was it?!?

Where was it??!?!?!?!

Mitsuo’s heart pounded in his ribcage as he desperately tore inside out his pockets, backpack, and even locker trying to find his usb stick. He’d thought the damn thing would be safe on a lanyard, until the tiny piece of plastic holding it securely in place had snapped off and he’d gone and lost his usb stick. It wasn’t…terribly important that he find it. Well, it kind of was. He vaguely recalled his name was somewhere on it and when the only thing he had on it were chains of folders hiding his porn stash- well. Things weren’t great. He didn’t want to have to explain the thingso nthat usb disk to his parents. How could he honestly explain the humanified version of the hamster eating a banana and how hilarious it was? It was porn sure, but it was emulating something else and he couldn’t help but laugh everytime he or his friends sent the stupid image.

But that wasn’t going to be good enough hand he knew it. No, the best thing to do was wait until someone was stupid enough to check was was on it. He paced the halls of the school, his footsteps echoing down the hall. His eyes were glued to his phone but eventually…

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He tightened the straps on his backpack, determined to drop kick the idiot that decided to pick up his USB stick. The fool. He opened his lost things app and stared at the location. Oh good! They were close. The library wasn’t too far. He pocketed his phone before taking off. He doubted anyone was in the library aside from this punk trying to use his usb stick. He barged into the library,

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And made a beeline for the computers. “You!” he hissed, still keeping his voice down despite slamming open the doors just minutes ago. He stopped in his angry hissing as he saw what was on screen and almost shrieked. “Close that you animal!” Mitsuo whisper yelled as he clamped his hand down on Max’s trying to move around the mouse to close everything on the screen.

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Screams may have been the initial response for the young sophomore, but Max is around the ripe age of post-puberty with the sheer level of curiosity, the right amount of hormones, and the ample volumes of blood enough to fill certain bodily voids at the sight of something thought-provoking. Suffice to say, he is actually enjoying the majority of the gallery. Having such an overprotective father, such moment is very much like a virtual magic carpet ride to this whole new wonderful world of obscenity. It is as if a noise-canceling bubble suddenly surrounds him that he does not hear anything around him.



Unluckily, this glorious moment is cut short when a hand suddenly grabs his, trying to take control over the mouse.

Startled, Max quickly turns to the person, as his hand tries to fight against the other. "M-Mitsuo?!"

An exasperated and seemingly panicky Mitsuo Williams urges him to close everything. Since when does a delinquent suddenly become some library police, who forces people to close down their porn? It doesn't make sense!

By then, a light bulb moment floods Max's head—he's the owner of the thumb drive. Not Mr. Brooks. The thumb drive is Mitsuo's! ...which leads him to the next question: what should he do? Should he let go and apologize? Should he shove him off and keep on entertaining himself? Or—should he claim territory on his newfound device? If this was the animal world (yes, this is a Mean Girls reference), he'd be peeing on the thing, but that's not how it works. They say finders keepers. So Max decides to keep it! Boo you, Mitsuo!

In a swift gesture, he lets go of the mouse and yanks the thumb drive off the port, ignoring any practice to safely remove hardware. After all, lots of f*ckboys do not; so why won't he? In no time flat, he jolts up his chair and quickly dashes for the exit doors while he slips the device into this pocket.

Before he storms out of the door, he briefly turns around to say, "Bye! Thanks for the free por—" Oops, no one must hear this. He fakes a cough. "Free pork. Yes! Free pork!"

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The blonde visibly recoils as he hears the loner utter his own name. “Shut up!” he hisses once more, trying to do damage control. This fucking idiot. Why him? Why someone that knew him? Why someone in his own grade!? The thoughts buzz through his head as he quickly begins closing everything and looking around for a trace of porn. He didn’t want his name or the porn to be linked back to him in any way. He doesn’t even realize Max was swiped the usb stick and begun to take off until it’s too late

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It doesn’t register that Max has the gall to actually steal his own weird nudey pic usb drive until it’s too late. His eyes follow the taller boy a she races to the exit before Max turns around to blatantly thank him. He paused for a moment. “Isn’t porking a euphemism?” he asked himself before his heart stopped as he realized Max was getting away. With one last panicked check at the computer screen, he sprinted out of the library, not caring for a second how much noise he made. As his sneakers slapped off library carpet and onto linoleum floor, he screamed angrily so his voice would resonate down the hallways. “YOU GET BACK HERE WITH THAT, YOU FUCKING THIEF!”

He almost slammed onto the opposite wall as he skidded out before picking a direction and sprinting. He’d seen Max turn this way before losing sight of him. He could catch up no sweat. How athletic was one loner anyway? He was the one that had to outrun violent upperclassmen every other day for talking too much. He could do this. Now, where was the bastard. He couldn’t have gotten too far. “RETURN THE STICK! OR I CRUSH YOUR SOCCER BALLS!”

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Serendipi-porking-tously, Max thinks of the very same thing in his flight from the library: pork is such a nice non-vulgar word for you-know-what. It only occurs to him by then that his recent remark went to a whole new different context.

Mitsuo. Himself. Free pork. BRUH. BRUH. BRUH.

He stops on his tracks and a sly smile forms from the corner of his mouth.



He smol, but the same age as him. Not bad. Not too bad.

Before he could finish his transcending ruminations, he suddenly hears what seems like one-eighteenth of the wrath of the Fellowship of the Ring. The heavy stomps from his short legs begin to echo through the hallways. His furious barks, tagged with threats, are heard from all directions. It takes him a good second to emerge from his deep thoughts, and resume his escape like—



"OH NO YOU'RE NOT TOUCHING HALLIE PARKER AND ANNIE JAMES, 'TIL YOU TAKE ME OUT FOR THAI FOOD!" Well, there goes Max, alluding to his perfectly hanging pair of testicles named after The Parent Trap twins, while cleverly flirting at the same time—and potentially, having Thai cuisine if successful. You go, Max. You go, you.

The chase resumes.

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Being a teenager is awkward. Running in skinny jeans? In shitty vans- where these vans anyway they were so dirty- ?? Even worse. Even with the ac blasting it was still fucking hot but Mitsuo kept at it, tottering his way through the halls at high speed like a newborn deer. He slammed onto corners and jumped stairs as some point, tumbling as he realized halfway the fall was too much for his fucking knees. Thank god, they’d spent so much time on tumbling exercises in the dojo. It still hurt, but this was probably just the bruises he already had on him. He hears a sharp reply to his threats and immediately veers towards the source, pushing a fucking kid out of the way while he was at it.

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There’s a slam of a a body slamming onto lockers but Mitsuo doesn’t look back. He’s practically seeing red, getting darker and darker as he nears his target. Like a wild animal, he keeps going. “WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON THE TWINS I’LL TURN THEM INTO GROUND BEEF!” He snarled loudly as he tightened his pony tail and kept running. Where was he? “INTO THE MEAT GRINDER, MOTHER FUCKER.” Mitsuo adds as he kicks open a classroom and peeks in. Nope. Not here. Mitsuo booked it again trying to keep tabs on the sound of running before realizing he should probably stop to check.

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He slowed to a jog, narrowing his eyes as he focused. “FUCK YOUR THAI FOOD!” he screamed hoping to bait another response out of the idiot. How dare Max try to haggle with him on this matter when he was the fucking thief here? He couldn’t let the bastard escape. He need to get his hands back on that usb disk. user posted image

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Welp. Guess that's a no. Thai food's a no. He wonders if Japanese or Viet would be better—although judging by the delinquent's reaction, it seems no type of cuisine could appease the nine-tailed demon fox within him, especially by then when Mitsuo begins to switch to a leaned forward stance with arms on the side like airplane wings. He's f*cking running like the troublemaking Uzumaki Naruto! And his then Satanic visage definitely calls for trouble!

Must protect the Lindsay Lohan's!

Max clutches the thumb drive tighter in his palm and kicks the ground faster to gain more speed. He busts out the door of the building to get to the school grounds. But before he completely steps out, he turns back and asks again, "Are you sure about saying no to Thai food?! I heard Thai Me Up downtown serves really good pad thai!"

He notices the demon wanting to reclaim his porn is gaining distance so he has to do something for distraction! He approaches a large old oak tree and begins to circle it as though some satellite around a planet. Mitsuo should follow suit, theoretically.

And they be like:



...except the emu is too tall to stand for Mitsuo.

Shade.

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kimmyOffline111 POSTS
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Mitsuo slams through the doors, eyes wide as he realized how close he was. He could see Max’s back now. Thank God for the power of Uzumaki. He should’ve tapped into this power minutes ago. Maybe then he’d have the stupid thumb drive by now. “RETURN THE USB STICK AND I MIGHT RECONSIDER IT!” he yelled as he closed the distance. As the brunette headed to a large tree he followed, circling around the tree trunk easily. He was almost within his grasp, oh sweet victory.

But sweet victory was elusive to the young blonde. At some point Max had disappeared from around the tree. Naturally, Mitsuo had only sped up in an attempt to catch him. After a few minutes though, he stopped to lean on the tree and hold his head. He’d gone and made himself dizzy now. Good job.

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“Huuu….M-Max….give me th- the the drive…” he threatened weakly, unable to do anything but stare at the ground and squint. He covered his eyes for a moment but the dizziness racked his brain even with his eyes close and made him feel worse. It felt a little bit like trying to sleep that night after the costume party. Horrible. He tried to focus on his breathing as his body found equilibrium once more. The world is still spinning, but its slowed down significantly. Mitsuo tries his best to glare when Max won’t stop moving. He flips him off and breathes hard as he gathers his words.

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“Give…it back. Or I will hunt you down all year…long” the blonde states before taking a step towards the loner, getting ready to pounce at the boy. God, please don’t run. He needed a moment. Greedy bastard.

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The wagers from both sides have gone really confusing because of their running and chasing. The obscene media is such a rare gem in his world, due to his overbearing father child-proofing his internet. Hence whatever the offers or threats are, Max is not one to fold and give up the treasure in his hand.

On the other hand, contrary to most people, Max is capable of truly feeling worry over other people, and such compassion can take over his personal motives. Thus, when he notices his pursuer looking unsteady and seemingly about to tumble, he immediately stops in his tracks. "Oh no! Are you okay?!", he asks as he approaches him with open hands ready to catch if he ever hits the dirt, albeit slowly to check if it's all a trick.

Before Max even gets close, the weak-kneed delinquent appears to regain a bit of his balance. Max hurriedly takes more than a couple steps back to keep distance, with his usb that he safely slides into his—

"F*ck, my pants don't have pockets?!", he whispers to himself out of sheer surprise at his pocket-less trousers. I mean, what men's pants lack the utterly useful feature of pockets?! It's fudging ridiculous! He takes a closer look at them and voila! Grand realization! He's wearing ladies pants! That explains their exceptionally tight areas in the groin and calf area; and why Hallie and Annie are in a bit of a pinch. Also, how he misses such fact is so beyond him. The only one to blame is his dad, with his pitifully poor eyesight and his poor shopping skills.

With no pocket to keep the thing, all that Max could do is to tuck it between his skin and the garters of his boxers. Not a safe convenient spot but still better than his fist.

"You don't have your name on it! How can it be yours?!", he quips back at him. "I waited for so long to own something like this! So no! Finders keepers!"

His feet muscles are already flexed, ready to bolt if he sees the blond go at it again.

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Mitsuo elicits sympathy from his prey, but he can’t but feel it’s just a touch condescending when it was Max’s own fault he was in this debilitated state in the first place. The blonde holds his head, vision correcting itself to normal. He was recovering, but he couldn’t jump in pursuit just yet. Any hint of movement and Max would bolt. He could smell it. The thirst for porn. He didn’t exactly get why it had to be his. After all, the abominations on that disk were some off the wall, hard core images. Most people craved more normal stuff. Though, maybe Max was just really kinky. He shuddered at the thought. Ok, no more on that subject. No thanks. Trying to figure out what his fellow classmates found…appealing was not haw he wanted to spend his afternoon.

Had he- Had he used his pants as a hiding spot? Was he hallucinating? Did he think that would deter him from stealing it back?! He would rip the skinny jeans one size too small right off Max’s legs! “Why would I put my name on a porn disk?!” he snapped, lowering his voice as he said the bit so eavesdroppers wouldn’t catch on to what was going on and called faculty on them. He didn’t need other people to look at his crazy collections. “I got a notice when you plugged it in, idiot!” the blonde reminded. There was a reason he had burst into the library so quickly. He grimaced at the boy but he couldn’t but ask, “Why? You can get porn on your phone now. Just give it back I don’t have a copy!”

This was a strange turn but it felt that this was less likely to be a blackmail case and more something that Max required to satisfy some…bathroom urges. “Do you need it that badly, that you have to steal another man’s private collection?” the delinquent added, appealing to an unnamed code of brotherhood between boys trying to find and hide pornography across the world. Every boy that ever shared their dirty mag stash in the woods with their friends. Every boy that took extremely long showers after watching nasty videos at a friend’s house. Surely, he’d understand if he appealed for this. Know what, sweeten the deal. He was already feeling a little bit sympathetic. Time to milk that soft heart for everything it had. “That drive contains stuff my friends and I have been sending each other since we were 12. I can’t just let you take it!” Hopefully, the little moment of pathos had distracted the loner just enough for Mitsuo to get the jump on him. As he finished his words, he pounced on the other boy intent on clutching onto the guy like a tick on a stray dog.

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Why would I put my name on a porn disk?!

"Why not?!", Max snaps back before he listens to Mitsuo trying to reason him out of the theft and instead get his own collection of the nasties. Max simply shakes his head in response; then he speaks. "I can't use my phone! My dad child-proofed it! It's now a useless piece of junk!" By then, his voice turns to that of a frustrated starved child who wouldn't let go of his newly acquired thingamabob.

"This is mine now! Take it over my dead body!"

His sympathetic mood has now shifted to a battle-ready defensive disposition, especially at the sight of the other about to pounce. He puts out his palms open before him, prepared to clutch and block the incoming attack. His face is basically saying 'come at me, bro'.

Meanwhile, Max feels his tiny device slip off from between his skin and the garter waistband of his underwear to a rather more convenient spot deeper into his nether regions — definitely an awkward place to rummage through for the pursuant blond.

That aside, the angry Mitsuo ultimately lands on him. Max falls on his back. Mitsuo presumably follows. They create an awesome spectacle: a floor brawl, though it looks more like an angry cat mating ritual to unsuspecting passersby. Amid the grunts and shrieks, all of Max's focus is veered towards trying to kick the rabid Pomeranian off him.

It's much like:



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Mitsuo is genuinely surprised at the question Max snaps back. He’s starting to get concerned over Max and his lack of shame?? When it came to handling porn. And then…the horrible truth comes out and the blonde’s eyes widen in horror. “You-you’re not serious?” he gasped. It couldn’t be that bad. It couldn’t be this bad a child proofing that Max could neither figure out how to get around it or find his own fucking sexy pictures to ogle and fantasize about. But it was. The mere notion of returning the usb disk sets him off and Mitsuo can clearly see Golum from Lord of the Rings hanging onto his precious.

The challenge is, of course, met. Mitsuo begins grappling for anything he could get his fingers on. He attempts to latch onto Max but the boy’s gone wild kicking and screaming and he returns to the blows he gets. Or at the very least, tries to. It’s hard to fight when you’re rolling on the ground like a pair of 5-year-old. He feels a foot in his gut and makes a terrible wheezing sound but he already knows where the treasure is hidden. “GIVE IT! BACK!” he yells as his hands snakes its ways down to Max’s band, trying to find the usb disk.

There’s a distinct lack of immediately feeling and rather than try to shove his hand deeper into Max’s underwear he decides the better, more rational course of action is to try to rip his skinny jeans right off and let the agitate Max shake the usb disk onto the ground. So, he does. While this is a very logical train of thought it’s clear Mitsuo is anything but rational as he attempts to punch the loner in the chin while clawing at the jeans. He could at last him. Probably . Unless he suddenly got adrenaline boosted fighting abilities. Like life or death except this was like or- well this. He should’ve accepted the offer for Thai food and tried to sneak it then. But whatever, he was here now. “GIVE UP BEFORE I REVEAL YOUR CARE BEAR BOXERS TO THE WORLD, MAX!” he threatened, picking the most unappealing cartoon character he could think of to put on underwear.

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—is the first word uttered from the ever-present workaholic junior, Frankie Lennox Lorato, when he notices the two seemingly porn-starved students making a grand rumble on the school grounds. Still out of earshot from their frantic argument, he does not know what the heaven is happening. But whatever it is, the sight with all the groping and struggling greatly enthuses him enough to consider it one for the keeps and for the first back-to-school publication.

He immediately summons the person behind him, Oswald. He grabs his phone, and records the commotion. "Sweet Oz!" He speaks in a Glinda-fied tiny voice. "We've hit the newspaper jackpot! Come here, quick! Ya gotta see disssss"

How come they suddenly hijack this thread? Well, they are walking around for an 'educational field trip', starting with the school. And praise Jesus, because they haven't even been out for long, and they are already being gifted with what might be the juiciest piece of story over the summer.

While recording, Frankie couldn't help it but make commentaries at the scene unfolding before their eyes. "The great Missy Elliott once imparted these wise words: 'If ya got a big, let me search ya. And find out how hard I gotta work ya. It's smurfs when your nipples get wet'." Pretty sure the latter part does not really say that, but whatev.

He then switches the phone to selfie mode and continues, "Yasss, gurl! Go get it, gurrrrl!".

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